But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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