Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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