Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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