There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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