What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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