I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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