please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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