I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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