kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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