"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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