What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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