You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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