when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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