that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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