that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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