i already hear my dad disowning me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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