She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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