There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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