So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
