so let's talk penis.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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