My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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