some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
there was a trapeze. enough said
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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