Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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