were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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