sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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