I like to think it a success when the cops are called
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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