U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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