okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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