I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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