Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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