Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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