No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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