Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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