Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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