I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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