You just made me feel so damn special
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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