Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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