Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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