Apparently you make a good broom.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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