One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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