so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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