The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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