what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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