I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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