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he shaved USA in his pubs
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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