I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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