Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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