Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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