like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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