Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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