i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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