I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
