Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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