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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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