therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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