good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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