he wants to bone in the snuggie
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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