did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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