ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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